Humorous wedding fortune cookies - some message examples
Our funny fortune cookies contain a large
selection of humorous quotations inside each box.
Here are just a few examples ...
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. .
Brigands demand your money or
your life; women require both. .
Sign in shop window: “We buy
old furniture. We sell antiques” .
Keep smiling - it makes
people wonder what you’ve been up to. .
Forgive your enemies, but
don’t forget their names .
Any married man should forget
his mistakes, no use in two people remembering the same thing. .
By the time they had
diminished from 50 to 8 the other dwarfs began to suspect ‘Hungry’ .
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